ugh UGH
dad is such an annoying hipster when he gets hold of a camera
there are BLACK AND WHITE CLOSE-UP PHOTOS OF MY FACE ON FACEBOOK
I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS TAKING THEM
I AM LOOKING THE OTHER WAY AND TALKING TO SOMEONE
BLACK AND FUCKING WHITE PICTURES OF MY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS FACE
WHY DOES HE DO THIS
when i was younger i used to talk with my friends about what my wedding would be like
i don’t think about it much anymore but i have decided on one thing and that is that if i ever get married there is going to be a large open space and in that large open space there are going to be two considerably-sized fountains
one is going to be an honest-to-god real fountain with water in it and everyone is going to run along the edge and jump in it a la brideshead revisited
and the other one is going to be full of houmous and then on the rim there are going to be huge bucket-like bowls full of spicy crackers and in the middle of this fountain there is going to be a statue of nic cage dressed like his character from con air
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Title: Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock
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